I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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