Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
