You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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