i just google imaged poop.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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