i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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