I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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