i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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