He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
