How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
did i just pee glitter
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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