My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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