walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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