I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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