she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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