i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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