Yo dont text me then not text me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy