About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
