They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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