sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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