Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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