So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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