Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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