Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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