The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
there is glitter all over my balls
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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