It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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