that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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