I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
As shirtless as possible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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