I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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