We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
false alarm, still single
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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