4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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