do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
