I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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