i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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