My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You smell like stripper and shame
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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