There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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