they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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