You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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