And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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