Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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