I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and she was petting her beer can
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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