At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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