Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Randomize