No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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