Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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