they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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