Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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