My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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