So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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