dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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