Well apparently he's into motor boating.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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