It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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