you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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