just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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