"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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