I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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