The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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