we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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