have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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