just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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